Name: Polegate Drama Group
Address: GB

Based on the hit TV comedy ’Allo ’Allo!, this sequel to the popular stage show follows the misadventures of café owner and accidental hero René Artois in wartime France — alongside many favourite characters from the series.

René, his wife Edith and waitresses Mimi and Yvette are once again caught up in a dangerous and ridiculous plot, trying to hide British airmen while General Von Klinkerhoffen demands a fortune for the missing painting The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies.

Meanwhile, the Resistance has a plan (several, actually), the Gestapo wants the money, Officer Crabtree’s French is worse than ever, and Lieutenant Gruber still has his little tank. With cash, forged notes and a bomb all hidden in identical camembert cheeses, chaos is guaranteed.

What could possibly go wrong?